ZA's Frequency Of Fear

On a human harvesting (and killing) trip to Earth, Martian warlord Big Zaboo decides she (yes, she) needs a boyfriend… and drafts Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez for the job! Will Dr. Von Martinez be forced to have relations with Big Zaboo forever? Will the possessive Zaboo kill Doctor Despicable and the Zombie Astronaut to alleviate having to deal with Von Martinez’ friends? Will Doc Defiant finally nab Von Martinez? And who microwaves Ding Dongs, anyway?

Doc decides the easiest way to save about $30 a month on electricity to power his freezer is to create a rift in time to the Ice Age - however, he ends up dialing into a barbarian wasteland in the year 570. Captain Bonemarrow, Dr. Von Martinez, Adolph and the Zombie Astronaut join Doc on a hunt for the cause of the anomaly, where we find a barbarian who bears more than just a striking resemblance to Adolph…

When Capt. Bonemarrow decides to steal a freighter, he, Dr. Von Martinez and the Zombie Astronaut discover it strangely devoid of crew… though it’s not so strange once they discover some radioactive rats and a few fresh skeletons! Will they survive the huge starving radioactive flesh-eating rats and their new ruler, Bonemarrow’s crewmember Musty Frank? Can Bonemarrow thwart his old inexplicable and historically inaccurate foe, Big Ninja Jake?

I really need to start eating a few brains instead of snaking on several… during a night out with Captain Bonemarrow and Dr. Von Martinez, I inadvertently infect a few victims who are rushed to the morgue before they have the opportunity to rise. When Sgt. Staccato and some of is men deliver the bodies to the morgue, they get trapped in the morgue with Nurse Bosom and Dr. Canker (as well as Doctor Despicable and Dr. Dickey Brainulous, who were drawn there by the news report regarding multiple fresh corpses) by a hoard of zombies.

When the Zombie Astronaut starts getting Cheesy Chelsea My First Vomit dolls in the mail, Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez is delighted! However, they begin controlling his mind, suggesting he kill Zombie! Professor Peter P. Picklepepper also receives a doll in the mail, and deduces it’s part of an attempt by Madame Mauvais to destroy him and the Zombie Astronaut! Can Prof. Picklepepper stop these evil dolls? Will he finally capture the Zombie Astronaut and make the mystic tea out of his ground corpse?

When Doctor Despicable runs into his old college roommate Dickson Brainulous, he learns is biggest arch-nemesis, Dr. Delhambre, is throwing a Mad Science Fair and Doc wasn’t invited. When Doc decides to invite himself, government super-scientist and professional adventurer Doc Defiant plans on bringing each mad scientist there to justice. He seems especially interested in one in particular… Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez. Meanwhile, mad occult scientist Professor Peter P. Picklepepper and his manservant David Lee Roth seem intent on kidnapping the Zombie Astronaut! What the heck is going on? Will Dickey Brainulous best Doc Despicable once and for all, or will his robot wife embarrass him in public again? Can Dr. Von Martinez build his Tony Danza generator in time? Will Doc finally be brought to justice for all those experiments that have caused irreparable damage to the space/time continuum? How hot is Dr. Bulletbra?

Christmas - bleah! Doctor Despicable, Dr. Von Martinez, Captain Bonemarrow and the Zombie Astronaut just don’t appreciate it. Channel 13 Action News Extreme lead anchor Bob Wolfenbridgen likes Christmas way too much, so they attempt to talk him out of liking it at all.

Captain Bonemarrow gets shanghai-happy again, borrowing Dr. Von Martinez and the Zombie Astronaut for a little treasure hunting in the mysterious Undersea Sea. Beautiful and mysterious though the Undersea Sea may be, it’s also a dangerous place full of feral Sea Monkeys and the dreaded Sea Honky, the whitest creature on Earth.

In our last episode, the gang was trapped in a haunted house that seemed to offer up their worst fears - in this episode, they learn what’s really happening in the horrible house of Old Man Stinkbutton…

When the gang decides to steal candy from trick or treating babies on Halloween night, they end up in a ghost of a house where, mysteriously, all their fears appear… worst of all, Eugene, the kid who won’t shut up!

You’d think Doctor Despicable was finished with plant experiments after the JC Parrigin’s fiasco, but nooo… we go to Eggleston, the Pie Capital Of The United States, where Doc has treated the rhubarb fields with a little something special. The local kids love it so much, they fall under its spell and begin worshipping some manner of mutation living amongst the rhubarb…

When Mr. Miew Miew is kidnapped and used by a crazed cat cult to summon their cat god, Sgt. Staccato is on the case. Through a case of mistaken identity, so is Capt. Bonemarrow, Dr. Von Martinez and the Zombie Astronaut. Can they thwart the Fuzzy Brothers Of The Holy Meow before they summon their great and terrible cat god, the Great Hairball?

When Doctor Despicable goes shopping for lab coats, he usually drags the Zombie Astronaut along. This time, he manages to take the store out while he’s at it! When tampering with nature in JC Parrigin’s gardening department, he creates a hoard of killer plants – and it’s up to Doc, Zombie, Captain Bonemarrow and Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez to stop them!

Doc, in an attempt to make an unpleasant flight aboard Dairy Airlines flight 187, installs an experimental warp engine on the plane that causes it to rip through the fabric of space and time into an alternate universe where the plane is attacked by Space Snot. No, seriously. You think that’s bad, wait until it crawls up your nose! Can he and the Zombie Astronaut make it back to their own reality before the Space Snot gets them?